Lesson 5 (16.11.09) Larry
00:29:19,456 --> 00:29:20,718
Anna?
Larry
00:29:24,895 --> 00:29:26,556
I got the coat.
Larry
00:29:27,331 --> 00:29:28,889
The white coat.
Anna
00:29:31,034 --> 00:29:32,365
So I see.
Larry
00:29:33,437 --> 00:29:35,769
I'm Larry. The doctor.
Anna
00:29:36,073 --> 00:29:37,370
Hello, Dr. Larry.
Larry
00:29:37,441 --> 00:29:40,376
Feel free to call me "The Sultan."
Larry
00:29:46,216 --> 00:29:49,185
I can't believe these things actually happen.
Larry
00:29:49,553 --> 00:29:52,021
I thought if you showed up,
you'd be an old trout.
Larry
00:29:52,089 --> 00:29:54,990
But you are bloody gorgeous.
Anna
00:29:55,959 --> 00:29:57,551
Well, thank you.
Larry
00:29:59,696 --> 00:30:02,494
Fish. You gotta respect them.
Anna-Larry
00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:05,665
-Have you?
-Of course.
Larry
00:30:06,303 --> 00:30:08,863
We were fish. Long ago.
Larry
00:30:09,273 --> 00:30:11,173
Before we were apes.
Larry
00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:16,812
You mentioned a hotel.
Larry
00:30:17,314 --> 00:30:18,804
No rush.
Larry
00:30:20,617 --> 00:30:23,916
Actually, there is.
I've got to be in surgery by 3:.00.
Anna-Larry
00:30:24,621 --> 00:30:28,250
-Are you having an operation?
-No, I'm doing one.
Anna-Larry
00:30:29,092 --> 00:30:31,788
-Are you really a doctor?
-I said I was.
Larry
00:30:32,963 --> 00:30:34,624
You are Anna?
Anna
00:30:36,934 --> 00:30:40,392
I'm sorry. Did I photograph you?
Anna
00:30:40,737 --> 00:30:42,364
Did we meet somewhere?
Larry
00:30:42,439 --> 00:30:46,102
Come on. Don't play games,
you nymph of the Net.
Anna-Larry
00:30:46,543 --> 00:30:49,068
-Excuse me?
-You were up for it yesterday.
Anna-Larry
00:30:49,146 --> 00:30:52,445
-Was l?
-Yeah. "Wear my wet knickers.
Larry
00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:55,248
"Sit on my face.
Larry-Anna
00:30:56,286 --> 00:30:58,982
-"Cum -hungry bitch."
-Okay.
Larry
00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,653
Why do I feel like a pervert?
Anna
00:31:05,529 --> 00:31:09,056
I think you're the victim of a practical joke.
Larry-Anna
00:31:12,869 --> 00:31:15,463
-I am so sorry.
-It's okay.
Larry
00:31:19,610 --> 00:31:20,770
No.
Larry
00:31:22,212 --> 00:31:24,840
We spoke on the Net last night.
Now you've seen me - -
Anna
00:31:24,915 --> 00:31:26,246
I wasn't on the Net last night.
Larry
00:31:26,316 --> 00:31:28,409
Where were you
between 6:.45 and 7::00 p.m.?
Anna
00:31:28,485 --> 00:31:30,077
That's really none of your business.
Anna-Larry
00:31:30,153 --> 00:31:33,122
-Where were you?
-On the Net, talking to you.
Larry-Anna
00:31:33,924 --> 00:31:37,519
-Well, I was talking to someone.
-Someone pretending to be me.
Anna
00:31:41,064 --> 00:31:43,658
I think you were talking to Daniel Woolf.
Larry-Anna
00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:46,794
-Who?
-This guy I know. It's him.
Larry-Anna
00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:49,304
-No, I was talking to a woman.
-How do you know?
Larry
00:31:49,373 --> 00:31:52,035
Believe me, she was a woman.
I got a huge....
Larry
00:31:52,109 --> 00:31:54,907
She was a.... She wasn't, was she?
Anna
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:56,439
No.
Larry
00:31:56,813 --> 00:31:58,678
What a bastard.
Larry
00:32:04,121 --> 00:32:05,850
How do you know him?
Anna
00:32:05,922 --> 00:32:10,052
I don't really know him.
I took his photograph for a book he wrote.
Larry-Anna
00:32:10,127 --> 00:32:12,925
-I hope it sank without a trace.
-It's on its way.
Larry
00:32:12,996 --> 00:32:15,191
There is justice in the world.
Larry
00:32:15,732 --> 00:32:17,393
What's it called?
Anna
00:32:26,777 --> 00:32:28,210
The Aquarium.
Larry
00:32:28,278 --> 00:32:31,611
What a prick! He's advertising.
Larry
00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:36,210
But why would he pretend to be you?
Anna
00:32:37,154 --> 00:32:38,644
I think he likes me.
Larry
00:32:38,755 --> 00:32:41,383
Funny way of showing it.
Can't he send you flowers?
Anna
00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:44,086
Extraordinary thing, the lnternet.
Anna
00:32:44,294 --> 00:32:47,058
Possibility of genuine
global communication.
Anna
00:32:47,464 --> 00:32:49,591
The first great democratic medium.
Larry
00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:52,362
Absolutely. It's the future.
Anna
00:32:52,769 --> 00:32:55,101
Two guys wanking in cyberspace.
Larry
00:32:55,505 --> 00:32:57,268
He was the wanker.
Larry
00:32:58,709 --> 00:33:01,041
I'll say this for him, he can write.
Larry
00:33:02,646 --> 00:33:04,011
Is he in love with you?
Anna
00:33:04,081 --> 00:33:06,311
I don't know. No.
Larry-Anna
00:33:06,883 --> 00:33:09,716
-Are you in love with him?
-I hardly know him.
Larry
00:33:09,786 --> 00:33:11,947
But you're sort of interested.
Anna
00:33:12,089 --> 00:33:14,421
I think he's interesting.
Larry
00:33:14,725 --> 00:33:17,193
No, don't. I look like a criminal in photos.
Anna
00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:19,160
Please. It's my birthday.
Larry
00:33:19,396 --> 00:33:20,522
Really?
Anna
00:33:21,331 --> 00:33:22,593
Really.
Larry
00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:38,277
Happy birthday.
Anna
00:33:41,451 --> 00:33:42,509
Thank you.
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Lesson 6 (23.11.09)
Alice-Dan
00:45:41,671 --> 00:45:44,538
-Where have you been?
-Work thing.
Dan
00:45:45,608 --> 00:45:48,600
Had a drink with Harry.
You never have one drink with Harry.
Alice-Dan
00:45:48,678 --> 00:45:51,647
-You know he's in love with you.
-No, he's not.
Dan
00:45:52,648 --> 00:45:53,945
Is he?
Alice
00:45:55,818 --> 00:45:57,513
Did you eat?
Alice
00:45:57,787 --> 00:46:00,017
I'll make you something.
Dan
00:46:00,890 --> 00:46:02,551
I'm not hungry.
Alice
00:46:24,614 --> 00:46:25,672
What?
Dan
00:46:29,385 --> 00:46:30,875
This will hurt.
Dan
00:46:31,888 --> 00:46:33,617
I've been with Anna.
Dan
00:46:34,457 --> 00:46:36,152
I'm in love with her.
Dan
00:46:37,193 --> 00:46:39,821
We've been seeing each other for a year.
Dan
00:46:40,163 --> 00:46:42,131
It began at her opening.
Alice
00:49:23,659 --> 00:49:24,990
I'm going.
Dan- Alice
00:49:25,328 --> 00:49:27,660
-I'm sorry.
-lrrelevant.
Alice
00:49:28,864 --> 00:49:30,695
What are you sorry for?
Dan
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,490
Everything.
Alice-Dan
00:49:32,702 --> 00:49:35,694
-Why didn't you tell me before?
-Cowardice.
Alice
00:49:37,573 --> 00:49:39,370
Is it because she's successful?
Dan
00:49:39,442 --> 00:49:42,605
No, it's because she doesn't need me.
Alice
00:49:46,048 --> 00:49:47,709
Did you bring her here?
Dan
00:49:50,119 --> 00:49:51,108
Yes.
Alice-Dan
00:49:55,057 --> 00:49:58,151
-Didn't she get mar ried?
-She stopped seeing me.
Alice
00:49:58,728 --> 00:50:00,821
Is that when we went to the country?
Alice
00:50:00,896 --> 00:50:03,558
To celebrate our third anniversary?
Alice
00:50:05,267 --> 00:50:08,395
Did you phone her? Beg her to come back?
Alice-Dan
00:50:08,971 --> 00:50:11,633
-When you went for your long, lonely walks?
-Yes.
Alice
00:50:11,707 --> 00:50:13,072
You're a piece of shit.
Dan
00:50:13,142 --> 00:50:16,168
Deception is brutal.
I'm not pretending otherwise.
Alice
00:50:16,245 --> 00:50:17,405
How?
Alice
00:50:17,713 --> 00:50:19,203
How does it work?
Alice
00:50:20,716 --> 00:50:22,877
How do you do this to someone?
Alice
00:50:24,653 --> 00:50:26,314
Not good enough.
Dan-Alice
00:50:27,623 --> 00:50:30,990
- I fell in love with her, Alice.
- As if you had no choice?
Alice
00:50:31,060 --> 00:50:32,994
There's a moment. There's always a moment.
Alice
00:50:33,062 --> 00:50:36,225
"l can do this, I can give in to this,
or I can resist it."
Alice
00:50:36,298 --> 00:50:40,291
And I don't know when your moment was,
but I bet you there was one.
Alice
00:50:40,369 --> 00:50:41,802
I'm going.
Dan-Alice
00:50:44,573 --> 00:50:47,007
- It's not safe out there.
- And it's safe in here?
Dan
00:50:47,076 --> 00:50:48,941
What about your things?
Alice-Dan
00:50:49,211 --> 00:50:51,941
- I don't need things.
- Where will you go?
Alice
00:50:52,214 --> 00:50:53,545
Disappear.
Alice
00:51:54,477 --> 00:51:56,308
Can I still see you?
Alice
00:52:00,816 --> 00:52:03,785
Dan, can I still see you? Answer me.
Dan
00:52:03,853 --> 00:52:06,583
I can't see you.
If I see you, I'll never leave you.
Alice-Dan
00:52:06,655 --> 00:52:10,056
-What will you do if I find someone else?
-Be jealous.
Alice
00:52:11,927 --> 00:52:13,918
You still fancy me?
Dan
00:52:14,830 --> 00:52:16,161
Of course.
Alice
00:52:17,099 --> 00:52:18,396
You're lying.
Alice
00:52:19,668 --> 00:52:21,226
I've been you.
Alice
00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:26,001
Will you hold me?
Alice-Dan
00:52:31,881 --> 00:52:35,408
- I amuse you, but I bore you.
- No.
Alice
00:52:36,819 --> 00:52:38,684
You did love me?
Dan
00:52:39,588 --> 00:52:42,250
I'll always love you. I hate hurting you.
Alice
00:52:42,458 --> 00:52:44,016
Then why are you?
Dan
00:52:45,261 --> 00:52:47,195
'Cause I'm selfish.
Dan-Alice
00:52:47,663 --> 00:52:50,894
- And I think I'll be happier with her.
- You won't.
Alice
00:52:51,567 --> 00:52:53,398
You'll miss me.
Alice
00:52:54,403 --> 00:52:57,167
No one will ever love you as much as I do.
Alice
00:52:58,474 --> 00:53:00,635
Why isn't love enough?
Alice
00:53:02,044 --> 00:53:05,707
I'm the one who leaves.
I'm supposed to leave you.
Alice
00:53:20,729 --> 00:53:22,788
Make some tea, buster.
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Lesson 7 (30.11.09)
Secretary
01:20:30,858 --> 01:20:31,950
Yes?
Secretary
01:20:33,627 --> 01:20:35,424
You can go in now.
Dan-Larry
01:20:43,037 --> 01:20:45,938
- I want Anna back.
- She's made her choice.
Dan
01:20:46,006 --> 01:20:50,602
I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her.
My intention was not to make you suffer.
Larry
01:20:50,678 --> 01:20:53,738
So where's the apology? You cunt.
Dan
01:20:54,648 --> 01:20:57,674
I apologize.
If you love her, you'll let her go...
Dan
01:20:57,751 --> 01:20:59,378
so she can be happy.
Larry-Dan
01:20:59,453 --> 01:21:02,251
-She doesn't want to be happy.
-Everybody wants to be happy.
Larry
01:21:02,323 --> 01:21:05,724
Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy
to confirm they're depressed.
Larry
01:21:05,793 --> 01:21:07,988
If they were happy,
they couldn't be depressed.
Larry
01:21:08,062 --> 01:21:11,520
They'd have to go out into the world
and live, which can be depressing.
Dan-Larry
01:21:11,599 --> 01:21:14,067
-Anna's not a depressive.
-lsn't she?
Dan-Larry
01:21:14,134 --> 01:21:17,194
- I love her.
- Boo-hoo. So do l.
Dan
01:21:17,605 --> 01:21:20,403
She's gone back to you
because she can't bear your suffering.
Dan
01:21:20,474 --> 01:21:22,203
You don't know who she is.
Dan-Larry
01:21:22,276 --> 01:21:26,872
-You love her like a dog loves its owner.
-And the owner loves the dog for so doing.
Dan
01:21:26,947 --> 01:21:28,972
You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her.
Larry
01:21:29,049 --> 01:21:31,142
Of course I forgive her. I have forgiven her.
Larry
01:21:31,218 --> 01:21:34,483
Without forgiveness we're savages.
You're drowning.
Dan-Larry
01:21:34,555 --> 01:21:37,649
-You only met her because of me.
-Yeah. Thanks.
Dan
01:21:37,725 --> 01:21:39,886
It's a joke. Your marriage is a joke.
Larry
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:43,452
Here's a good one. She never sent
the divorce papers to her lawyer.
Larry
01:21:43,530 --> 01:21:48,433
Now, to a towering romantic hero like you,
I don't doubt I am somewhat common.
Larry
01:21:48,502 --> 01:21:50,800
But I am, nevertheless,
what she has chosen...
Larry
01:21:50,871 --> 01:21:53,635
and we must respect what the woman wants.
Larry
01:21:54,742 --> 01:21:58,109
If you go near her again, I swear...
Larry
01:21:59,079 --> 01:22:00,808
I will kill you.
Larry
01:22:05,152 --> 01:22:08,280
Okay. I have patients to see.
Dan
01:22:08,355 --> 01:22:10,550
When she came here,
do you think she enjoyed it?
Larry
01:22:10,624 --> 01:22:13,252
I didn't do it to give her a nice time.
Larry
01:22:13,327 --> 01:22:15,488
I fucked her to fuck you up.
Larry
01:22:15,996 --> 01:22:19,591
A good fight is never clean.
And of course she enjoyed it.
Larry
01:22:19,667 --> 01:22:22,261
As you know, she loves a guilty fuck.
Dan- Larry
01:22:22,336 --> 01:22:24,998
-You're an animal.
-Yeah? What are you?
Dan
01:22:25,072 --> 01:22:28,166
You think love is simple.
You think the heart is like a diagram.
Larry
01:22:28,242 --> 01:22:31,871
Have you ever seen a human heart?
It looks like a fist wrapped in blood!
Larry
01:22:31,945 --> 01:22:34,971
Go fuck yourself. You writer!
Larry
01:22:35,382 --> 01:22:36,747
You liar!
Larry
01:22:36,817 --> 01:22:39,251
You go check a few facts
while I get my hands dirty.
Dan
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:41,914
She hates your hands.
She hates your simplicity.
Larry
01:22:41,989 --> 01:22:44,355
I spent the whole of last week
talking about you.
Larry
01:22:44,425 --> 01:22:47,826
I know all your ways. Anna says
you fucked her with your eyes closed.
Larry
01:22:47,895 --> 01:22:52,127
She tells me you wake in the night
crying for your mother, you mommy's boy.
Larry
01:22:52,199 --> 01:22:53,723
I could go on.
Larry
01:22:55,869 --> 01:22:57,564
Shall we stop this?
Larry
01:23:03,243 --> 01:23:06,235
It's over. Accept it.
Larry
01:23:11,318 --> 01:23:14,287
You don't know the first thing about love...
Larry
01:23:14,722 --> 01:23:17,350
because you don't understand compromise.
Larry-Dan
01:23:26,066 --> 01:23:28,830
-Don't cry on me.
-I'm sorry.
Dan
01:23:31,672 --> 01:23:33,697
I don't know what to do.
Larry
01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:37,538
You want my advice? You go back to Alice.
Dan
01:23:40,581 --> 01:23:42,310
She'd never have me.
Dan-Larry
01:23:44,151 --> 01:23:46,745
-She's vanished.
-No, she hasn't.
Larry
01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:48,988
I found her, by accident.
Larry
01:23:49,456 --> 01:23:51,651
She's working in a club.
Larry
01:23:52,826 --> 01:23:55,158
Yes, I saw her naked.
Larry
01:23:55,996 --> 01:23:57,987
No, I did not fuck her.
Dan
01:23:58,966 --> 01:24:00,627
You spoke to her?
Larry
01:24:05,472 --> 01:24:07,702
Yes, I know. One minute.
Dan
01:24:09,176 --> 01:24:10,643
How is she?
Larry
01:24:11,145 --> 01:24:12,806
She loves you...
Larry
01:24:13,514 --> 01:24:15,539
beyond comprehension.
Larry
01:24:16,850 --> 01:24:18,579
Your prescription.
Larry
01:24:19,753 --> 01:24:21,618
It's where she works.
Larry
01:24:24,158 --> 01:24:25,557
Go to her.
Dan
01:24:26,927 --> 01:24:28,258
Thank you.
Larry
01:24:32,032 --> 01:24:34,523
You still pissing about on the Net?
Dan
01:24:35,836 --> 01:24:37,303
Not recently.
Larry-Dan
01:24:37,738 --> 01:24:41,230
- I wanted to kill you.
- I thought you wanted to fuck me.
Larry
01:24:41,475 --> 01:24:43,067
Don't get lippy.
Larry
01:24:44,978 --> 01:24:47,208
I liked your book, by the way.
Dan
01:24:47,481 --> 01:24:50,575
Thanks. You stand alone.
Larry
01:24:50,784 --> 01:24:52,274
With Anna.
Larry-Dan
01:24:53,487 --> 01:24:58,254
-You still writing obituaries? Busy?
-I was made editor.
Larry-Dan
01:24:58,492 --> 01:25:01,427
-Yeah? How come?
- Previous editor died.
Dan
01:25:05,065 --> 01:25:08,967
Alcohol poisoning.
I sat with him for a week in the hospital.
Larry
01:25:11,271 --> 01:25:13,705
I really do have patients to see.
Dan-Larry
01:25:15,776 --> 01:25:18,267
-Thank you.
- For what?
Dan-Larry
01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:22,048
- Being kind.
- I am kind.
Larry
01:25:22,516 --> 01:25:24,643
Your invoice is in the post.
Larry
01:25:30
Dan!
Larry
01:25:38,465 --> 01:25:39,932
I lied to you.
Larry
01:25:41,335 --> 01:25:42,996
I did fuck Alice.
Larry
01:25:45,672 --> 01:25:49,631
Sorry for telling you.
I'm just not big enough to forgive you.
Larry
01:25:52,045 --> 01:25:53,376
Buster.